People often talk about love-hate relationships. I thought I had one too, with airports. Turns out it is a mutual hate relationship. We don't meet often, but when we do, there are issues. I was always cautious about airports but the past day and a half have brought my dislike for airports to the fore front. At this rate, going to India in the coming few months will be an epic battle between me, airplanes, airports, public transport and we could possible drag in airport shuttles too.
And I haven't even started complaining about the weather yet. Turbulence during a plane ride is perhaps the worst thing that could possible happen. Trust me, I just sat through a flight where I couldn't stop thinking that this might possibly be my last flight and I might just die.
Ever experienced the feeling where your body wants to throw up but there's nothing left to throw up? Yeah, that too. Second worst thing I guess. I think my body just gave up after a while because it couldn't find anything to throw up. I sat there with one of their puke bags wondering what could my body possibly find to throw up? I had practically excreted everything I had eaten the night before and today morning. Poor my body, it realized that after a bout of trying to push stuff up.
The guy sitting beside me was like what is wrong with her? He very visibly shifted away from me the moment I grabbed the puke-bag. Poor poor guy. ha ha. Although in hindsight, I could have made him change seats if I'd made loud puke noises for long enough. There were quiet a few empty seats.
Just my luck that the day I need to get somewhere, there are no empty flights anywhere, but the next day, they have 5 empty seats. I think incidents like these gave rise to the popular expression FML.
I hear sounds sitting inside the airport and I can't even figure out if it is thunder or just airport sounds. All I want to do is not die in an airplane.
Some smart ass just started playing coldplay on his laptop like he owns the place. And I started playing coldplay on my laptop too. chain reaction. And of course there are crying babies everywhere. sigh. people.
And omg someone shot people at the premier of The Dark Knight Rises. Wtf is wrong with people. Rhetorical question because he probably has some psychological disorder. Or maybe he's just really passionate about the movie and the series?
I can see a guy making actual pretzels but it would be hilarious if I just stood at the glass window staring at him making pretzels. Not that I am creepy or anything I just really love pretzels and want to peek in through the glass wall. He's going to think I am creepy anyway and I have enough airport problems for now without adding this to it.
hopefully I will now finally make it to my destination without dying in between.
And I haven't even started complaining about the weather yet. Turbulence during a plane ride is perhaps the worst thing that could possible happen. Trust me, I just sat through a flight where I couldn't stop thinking that this might possibly be my last flight and I might just die.
Ever experienced the feeling where your body wants to throw up but there's nothing left to throw up? Yeah, that too. Second worst thing I guess. I think my body just gave up after a while because it couldn't find anything to throw up. I sat there with one of their puke bags wondering what could my body possibly find to throw up? I had practically excreted everything I had eaten the night before and today morning. Poor my body, it realized that after a bout of trying to push stuff up.
The guy sitting beside me was like what is wrong with her? He very visibly shifted away from me the moment I grabbed the puke-bag. Poor poor guy. ha ha. Although in hindsight, I could have made him change seats if I'd made loud puke noises for long enough. There were quiet a few empty seats.
Just my luck that the day I need to get somewhere, there are no empty flights anywhere, but the next day, they have 5 empty seats. I think incidents like these gave rise to the popular expression FML.
I hear sounds sitting inside the airport and I can't even figure out if it is thunder or just airport sounds. All I want to do is not die in an airplane.
Some smart ass just started playing coldplay on his laptop like he owns the place. And I started playing coldplay on my laptop too. chain reaction. And of course there are crying babies everywhere. sigh. people.
And omg someone shot people at the premier of The Dark Knight Rises. Wtf is wrong with people. Rhetorical question because he probably has some psychological disorder. Or maybe he's just really passionate about the movie and the series?
I can see a guy making actual pretzels but it would be hilarious if I just stood at the glass window staring at him making pretzels. Not that I am creepy or anything I just really love pretzels and want to peek in through the glass wall. He's going to think I am creepy anyway and I have enough airport problems for now without adding this to it.
hopefully I will now finally make it to my destination without dying in between.
